Quotes from “Acafellas”

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Quotes from Episode 2 “Acafellas”

I’m afraid of my vacuum.

- Howard Bamboo

Sandy, we voted. When you’re in the group, it’s creepy.

- Will

Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of “I’m Sorry” cookies? I don’t, just you.

- Finn

What’s a cliché, is that a bad thing?

- Finn

You have feelings for me, and you just don’t have the guts to admit it.

- Rachel

Mercedes: Have you ever kissed anybody?

Kurt: Yes, if you mean by “someone”, the tender crook of my elbow.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

- Kurt

Who is Josh Groban? Kill yourself!!!

- Sandy

We need to have a gayvention. That is a gay intervention.

- Rachel

He wore a corset to second period today.

- Rachel (about Kurt)

The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring. I’m shocked you’re not married.

- Sue

Dakota Stanley: Artie, you’re cut. You’re not trying hard enough.

Artie: At what?

Dakota: At walking.

Kurt: You can’t kick people out of Glee Club because you don’t like the way they look!

Dakota: Why don’t you shut your face gash, and stay away from aerosol cans because you could burst into flames at any second.

What was that, Frankenteen?

- Dakota

Our point is that you’re fired. And I’m taller than you.

- Rachel

Ms. Sylvester, I wanna thank you. For teaching me a valuable life lesson: When you really believe in yourself, you don’t have to bring other people down.

- Quinn

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