Rachel Berry Quotes

October 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm | Posted in Glee, Glee Quotes | Leave a comment
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These are Rachel’s quotes from all of the episodes!

From “Pilot”:

You might think all the boys in school would totally wanna tap this but my Myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.

You’re very talented. I would know, I am very talented too.

Finn: I don’t wanna be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?

From “Showmance”:

Rachel: Thanks Finn, you’re so chivalrous.
Finn: That’s a good thing, right?

Rachel: I tried but I guess I just don’t have a gag reflex.
Emma: One day when you’re older that will turn out to be a gift.

Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?

Rachel: The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared. That’s what contraception is for.
Quinn: Don’t you dare mention the C-word!

Mr. Schuester isn’t coming. I paid a freshman to ask him for help with irregular verbs.

What’s a “luftballon”?

Can I use the auditorium later to practice? Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit.

From “Acafellas”:

You have feelings for me, and you just don’t have the guts to admit it.

We need to have a gayvention. That is a gay intervention.

He wore a corset to second period today.

Our point is that you’re fired. And I’m taller than you.

From “The Rhodes Not Taken”:

Finn: Do you know what we should do?
Rachel: Elope?
Finn: What?
Rachel: Nothing.

Wait, she’s in the Glee Club? She’s ancient.

Do I have to put my fingers in the holes? Couldn’t there be diseases in there or something?

Yes, you’ve heard right, I am returning to Glee Club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

I’m the only fool who went out with you and let you kiss me, thinking you actually had feelings for me.

From “Vitamin D”:

Rachel: You don’t think people whisper about me in the lunch rooms or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?
Quinn: That was me, actually.

You’re actually a good singer, Quinn. Occasionally sharp, but that’s just because you lack my years of training.

While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today’s modern teens; we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times of economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe. Because if there’s two things America needs right now it’s sunshine and optimism….and also angels.

From “Throwdown”:

Rachel: It’s Glee Club, not Crunk Club.

Mercedes: Don’t make me take you to the carpet.

Jacob (Jewfro): The Independent Polling Company in my Dockers has determined you’re the hottest girl in this school.

Rachel: Ew

Jewfro: Have you been reading my blog?

Rachel: Of course not. You’re a gossip monger and your blog is nothing but trashy lies. Many of them about me.

Let’s just say I feel sorry for my Dads because they’re probably going to have to dip into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.

Fellow Glee Clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

From “Mash-up”:

I can’t give myself to someone who isn’t — brave enough to sing a solo. If you don’t have the guts to do that, th-then how are you going to be bold enough to deal with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high-maintenance girl.

From “Wheels”:

Will: Think you can handle it, Rachel?

Rachel: It’s my go-to shower song. It’s also my ringtone.

My family is fully committed to take-out.

Rachel: We didn’t think you would take it personally.

Artie: Well, you’re irritating most of the time, but don’t take that personally.

Maybe one of these days you’ll find a way to create “teaching moments” without ruining my life.

Are you the manager? You need to hire my friend Finn. He is clearly handi-capable and refusing to hire him could be seen as discrimination. My dads are gay. And unless you want the full force of the American Civil Liberties Union coming down on you, I’d work something out.