Finn Hudson Quotes

October 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Posted in Glee, Glee Quotes | Leave a comment
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Here are the quotes from Finn!

From “Pilot”:

Finn: I don’t wanna be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.

Rachel: That was you?

From “Showmance”:

Rachel: Thanks Finn, you’re so chivalrous.

Finn: That’s a good thing, right?

Quinn: Ok, let’s compromise. If you quit the Club, I’ll let you touch my breast.

Finn: Under the shirt?

Quinn: Over the bra.

Well when I first joined I thought you were kinda insane, and you talked a lot more than you should. And to be honest with you, I looked under the bed and made sure you weren’t hanging out under there. But then I heard you sing. I don’t know how to say this, but you touched something in me.

From “Acafellas”:

Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of “I’m Sorry” cookies? I don’t, just you.

What’s a cliché, is that a bad thing?

From “The Rhodes Not Taken”:

Wait, so old people can join Glee Club now?

Finn: Do you know what we should do?

Rachel: Elope?

Finn: What?

Rachel: Nothing.

Yeah, I haven’t been totally honest with you, but that’s different than lying. Well, maybe it’s not that much different.

From “Vitamin D”:

I know I should be excited about Quinn. She’s hot, popular, and she’s carrying my baby and all; but I can’t get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a “Swimfan” kinda way but she can really sing and her body is smokin’…if you’re not into boobs.

We’re gonna win, you’re gonna lose. Deal with it.

From “Throwdown”:

Baby is fine, no mutations or anything, not even any cool ones.

Finn: I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple and I think that’s so cool, ’cause you know how much I love apples. So I figured we should name our kid something more original, poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time. Drizzle!

Quinn: Drizzle?

Finn: Yeah, you know how awesome it is when it’s just drizzling outside. But it’s not really raining so it smells like rain, but you don’t need an umbrella to go outside.

Quinn: Are you a moron? We’re not naming our baby Drizzle. We’re not naming our baby anything, finish your test Finn.

If we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday.

From “Mash-up”:

It’s like you can’t see their eyes so they have all the power. I could be looking at your boobs and you’d have no idea.

Finn: Hey Coach, can I talk to you about something?

Ken: You got an itch down there or something?

From “Wheels”:

No one is hiring. I almost got in at Olive Garden but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Kids are busier than when you went here. We’ve got homework, a-and football, and teen pregnancy, and lunch.

Finn: Maybe if we put a jellybean or something on top, we’ll sell more.

Quinn: Are you an idiot? How am I supposed to trust you to take care of our baby when you can’t even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake.