Quinn Fabray Quotes

October 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Posted in Glee, Glee Quotes | Leave a comment
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Here are all of the Quinn quotes!

From “Pilot”:

Getting ready for the tranny prom, Rachel?

Hey Finn, RuPaul.

From “Showmance”:

Quinn: Ok, let’s compromise. If you quit the Club, I’ll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.

People think you’re gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big gay beard.

Eavesdrop much? Time for some girl talk, man hands.

Thanks to school rules that says we have to let anyone join the club, we’re welcoming a new member this week, Rachel What’s-her-name.

God bless the perv that invented these [skirts].

Rachel: The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared. That’s what contraception is for.

Quinn: Don’t you dare mention the C-word!

Something is going on between Finn and that thing! You saw how it was undressing him with its eyes!

From “Acafellas”:

Ms. Sylvester, I wanna thank you. For teaching me a valuable life lesson: When you really believe in yourself, you don’t have to bring other people down.

From “Preggers”:

Puck: Sup MILF?

Quinn: Leave me alone.

Puck: Finn is my boy, he would have told me.

Quinn: Do you make a habit of sleeping with your boys’ girlfriends?

Puck: I’d take care of it, you know, you too. My dad’s a deadbeat, I don’t roll that way.

Quinn: Weren’t you fired for peeing in a fast food fry-lighter?

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day.

From “Vitamin D”:

Rachel: You don’t think people whisper about me in the lunch rooms or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?
Quinn: That was me, actually.

From “Throwdown”:

Finn: I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple and I think that’s so cool, ’cause you know how much I love apples. So I figured we should name our kid something more original, poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time. Drizzle!

Quinn: Drizzle?

Finn: Yeah, you know how awesome it is when it’s just drizzling outside. But it’s not really raining so it smells like rain, but you don’t need an umbrella to go outside.

Quinn: Are you a moron? We’re not naming our baby Drizzle. We’re not naming our baby anything, finish your test Finn.

Listen here, Treasure Trail, we’re about to have a smack-down.

From “Wheels”:

Somewhere in that pea brain of yours, is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.

Quinn: I don’t care if that baby comes out with a mo-hawk, I will go to my grave swearing its Finn’s.

Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mo-hawk.

Finn: Maybe if we put a jellybean or something on top, we’ll sell more.

Quinn: Are you an idiot? How am I supposed to trust you to take care of our baby when you can’t even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake.

Quinn: We need to talk.

Rachel: I’ll get out of your way.

Quinn: No, you stay. I need a witness.

Puck: I cracked open the piggy bank. It’s for you, well it’s for it.

Quinn: Its a she.

I’m sorry. I never should have called you a “Lima Loser”. You’re not. You’re special and romantic. And a good enough person to realize that we are not going to take money from a friend in a wheelchair.