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Quotes from “Sectionals”

December 10, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Posted in Glee, Glee Quotes | Leave a comment
Tags: Episode 13, Glee, Sectionals, Sectionals quotes

Quotes from Episode 13, “Sectionals”:

Finn: Is it the baby, is it coming?

Puck: I think we’re supposed to get some hot towels.

I’ve never told you guy this before, but I’m a little psychic. I can’t read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

- Rachel

Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after Sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

Mercedes: We can’t, we need her to sing.

Kurt: Damn her talent.

Santana: Sex is not dating.

Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

Will: The wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.

Emma: I know, we just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn’t have to happen in broad daylight.

Does this have to happen tonight? I have my fight club.

- Puck

She’s the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.

- Brittany

I’m going to hug you now.

- Rachel

Don’t play dumb, you’re too freakin’ dumb to play dumb!

- Finn

Finn: All stuff in the hot tub, you just made that up?

Puck: You were stupid enough to buy it.

Rachel: I’m so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. If you can, just try to avoid my nose.

Quinn: I’m not mad at you. All you did was what I wasn’t brave enough to do – tell the truth.

Rachel: My extensive auditioning for community theatre has taught me that we either want to go first or last. If we’re first, everyone has to measure up to us. If we’re last, then we’re the freshest in the judges’ minds.

Kurt: And did you ever get any of those parts?

Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself.

- Emma

Hey buddy, I just came by to feed my Venus fly trap.

- Sue

Bring it on, William. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding “revenge” to the long list of things you’re no good at. Right next to “being married”, “running a high school glee club”, and “finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian”.

- Sue

Love ya like a sista.

- Sue

I can’t even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl. I can’t look at him without wanting to punch his face off.

- Finn

I was just here because I was hoping to get into Rachel’s pants.

- Jacob Ben Israel (Jewfro)

I’m just going to come out and say it: This is a singing competition, I don’t know how those deaf kids got in, they weren’t singing…they were like honking. And everyone was crying and I was like “Get off the stage, you’re terrible and you’re making me super uncomfortable”.

- Candace Dystra (Judge #1)

Could I just say something? I have no idea what the hell I’m doing here. I’m serious. I don’t understand what a glee club is, and I have never even heard the term “show choir” until about 3 hours ago when my boss told me he had tickets to NASCAR and I had to fill in at this fool event. Those Jane Adams girls? I’ll be damned if I didn’t apportion hundreds of thousands of taxpayers’ dollar to that school so they can parade their behinds around like a bunch of hoochie-hoes.

- Donna Landries (Judge #3)

Get me the hell out of here!

- Donna Landries (Judge #3)

Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You are about the board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: horror.

- Sue